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One of my friends had a great Facebook status update today. For those who cannot access Facebook, the status read as follows:

A man & his wife were sitting in the livingroom & he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine & fluids from a bottle. If that happens, just pull the plug." So his wife unplugged the TV & threw out all his beer.

I think she went a step too far in throwing out the beer. He only ordered her to "pull the plug"! :)